Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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