What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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i committed murder

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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PENIS lol

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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