roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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