How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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