- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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