- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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