- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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