- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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