- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Chris is hairy

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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