- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Male leadership.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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