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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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