Racial Equality

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What? Huh?

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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