- Anti Joke

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Whats green? The color green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

hey hey apple

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.