- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

hey justin

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A man walks into a bar

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