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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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