- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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