- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Do the roar!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Balls

this website is a bad joke

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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