How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

I'm HIV positive.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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