- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

dallen loves penis

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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