Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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