Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Neil is a reterd.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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