How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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