What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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