Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what's black and can't swim?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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