Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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