- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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