- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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