An man walks to a bra

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You wanna see something really scary?

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Anti Joke

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