- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

i wonder who made this website? a human

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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