- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

a skinny sumo wrestler

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Men's rights

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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