- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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