- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

the midget went to the midget store

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