- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did Reed read? A. Read?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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