- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hello.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A fat guy!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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