A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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