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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Women's rights.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Facebook How i met my mother

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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