- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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