Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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