antonis sister is mighty fine

Please ignore this statement.

Good job, son.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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