What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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