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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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