- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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