- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Women's Rights

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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