- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why so serious ?

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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