How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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KILL WHITEY

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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