How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Pickles are moist.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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