- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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