My name is me I like fired chicken!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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