A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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hi michael

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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