- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Pickles are moist.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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