What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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