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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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