- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

How about that airline food?

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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