I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Camerons hair is Curly..

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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