- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Pickles are moist.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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