- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

homosexual

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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