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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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