A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Antijokes...

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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you see theres this guy.

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Your're racist.

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Lololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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