Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Justin beiber's penis

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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