- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.