Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Knock Knock. Not home.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

The Labour Party.

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