When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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BIG MAC'S

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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