What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's funny? Women's rights.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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