What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

tim has no humor

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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