Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Women's Rights

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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