- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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