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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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