- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

field day?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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