- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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