- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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