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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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