youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A man did not like this site

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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