The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Emily Walker.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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