What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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