what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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