- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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