What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Emily Walker.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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