- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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