- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Balls

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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