- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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