- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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