Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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I went to work today....

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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