What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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