why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Anti Joke

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