Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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