- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How old are you? 7

Gretta has five legs? -no

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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