Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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