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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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