Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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everyone dislike this

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Justin beiber's penis

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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